I am a consumer whore! And how!

[five_monkeys]

So, this is probably the sort of thing you shouldn't say out loud, but man... I saw some ugly people at the mall today. I mean, uuugly. Like, trying-not-to-stare, what-is-wrong-with-your-face ugly.

The freezer broke last night, so the freezer guy came in to take another look at it today. While waiting for it to defrost, he decided to oggle some of

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[knux]

One time I was at Regal and the CO2 guy came to refill the CO2 tank, and he was going on and on about how he loves when he has to go refill the tank at Seabreeze, because then he gets to see all the girls in bikinis.

Creepy.

[rochesteryin]

I'm proud of you for working so much! We have to exchange stories about our respective Marketplace Mall jobs and then decide which of us endured creepier scenarios.