It's as if his genitals are a jackhammer made out of rainbows.

[five_monkeys]

So... my computer fucking died. Which is bullshit. I got that thing in August, and this'll be the third time I've either had to send it out for repairs or get somebody to come in and repair it. It really had to do this now? During the last month of my last semester at college

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[treehuggingpoet]

I'll learn to cook with you! As long as you're okay with trying some vegetarian experiments...