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[five_monkeys]

So... ordinarily, I would say I am not a particularly superstitious man. Most of them are silly, and as much as I find astology or tarot cards interesting or amusing, I have to admit I don't really believe in them at all. But there is one superstition I've practiced in secret since grade school.

On the first day of every month, I like the first

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[treehuggingpoet]

Is this some really hilarious fiction piece you're working on??? Wow, Spencer. I mean, I'm sorry about your misfortune. I truly am. Still, yeah, that is funny.
If it makes you feel any better, on Thursday, I got bit by a dog, fell into a (VERY COLD) river, and the side view mirror got smashed off my car, all in the space of two hours.