Survival skills 101 - Pay attention kids because I’m not fucking repeating myself.

If you’re over the age of twelve the woods shouldn’t scare you. Seriously, it’s just fucking sad.

Stop. Fucking. Screaming. You’ll just attract shit no one wants to deal with and I don’t want to hear you all freaking out like headless chickens when I’m trying to ( Read more... )

Oh look the prom rolled into town!  Seriously, I'm all for free booze and free food - like fancy food - but seriously, evening gowns?  What next?  Giles and Wesley showing up with tea and crumpets and teaching me to be a lady?  Or B, with Angel, twirling around and them emoing all over the dancefloor.  At least the gravity got switched back on ( Read more... )

[[ooc: Mad spoilers for Buffy if you haven't seen it but it's all in her history anyway.]]

Canon

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[Despite the snow, Faith is in the shorts the house gave her and a tank top, in the games room, stretching her muscles out and trying to make sense of the past week.  True to what Willow had said she'd been in Las Vegas with Robin, staking vampires and partying.  Regular apocalypse averted deal and yeah, maybe he had turned out to be way better ( Read more... )

[[ooc: Welcome inside Faith's head! This post is to explain what the hell she is currently doing. Anything like [this] is what Faith is seeing in her dream and anything like [this] is what you in the house will see. If you want to know what the other people in her dream are saying then PM me, ask ooc-ly in a comment or catch me on AIM at ( Read more... )

[Faith finds herself in classroom B, ass stuck to the seat and wearing - of all the things - a cheerleader outfit.  Last she checked she'd graduated and she'd never been some cheerleader.  That was Queen Cordy's turf.  She grunts and struggles, trying to get out of the seat but all she does is manage to overturn her desk and notebook.  To make ( Read more... )

[Have Faith, looking angry, sporting a nice set of bruises on her knuckles from beating Ozzie up.  It felt good, that little rush she gets when she's in the zone and no one can beat her because she's that damn fucking good.  She's stalking down the hall, lips all caught up in a snarl.  She's in the mood for more violence, all that energy and ( Read more... )

She's gone...and I care.  What the fuck?  I was at my wit's end with her; I couldn't get her to stop crying, I felt...helpless.  I wanted to be good at it, I really did because she was cute when she wasn't cryin' but fuck...it's hard...I mean, I think I respect my old lady for not killin' me if I was anythin' like that.  I want another chance to ( Read more... )

[It doesn't take long for Faith to figure out that Nova is now a real baby and she starts to panic.  She's not had something this small depending on her constantly before and she really has no idea what she's doing.  The baby is crying - screaming really - and she feels like joining in.]

What do you want?  You've been fed, you don't need changed, ( Read more... )

[Faith is in the lounge, drinking a beer and smoking and watching scary movies.  She's trying to ignore the small children and has the TV turned up loud enough to deafen anyone and she's got the remote in her back pocket.]

Can't believe I have to put up with this bullshit again.  I got here and kid invasion and now another one.  At least no one is ( Read more... )