Jul 17, 2011 22:04
[The first thing the lovely residents of Somarium might notice is flailing. But not just any flailing, legitimate “I’m an idiot” flailing. It’s a simple enough device. This guy has a phone back home. It’s not this phone, but he’s not inept to the technology.
Anyways it goes on like this for a minute, video blurring at times.]
What is this thing? It’s not my phone… is it? It didn’t look like this when I woke up! Well… when I woke up at home. In my bed and… not on the floor.
[A slightly nervous laugh, before his eyes widen.]
All my photos are gone! And my contacts. Everything.
[As if that’s a big deal. Like, a bigger deal than his current surroundings and where the hell he might actually be. It’s then when he notices the red flash.]
Oh, this thing's on? [Have a small, derpy smile.] Um… I’d like to know where I am?
[He takes a moment to adjust his hat; his smile grows a little wider.]
Anything you can tell me, that’d be great!
ic,
somarium,
bunny help me,
video,
not my phone,
not my bed,
not dumb but not bright,
huge derp,
real hero in the building