Are you ready for Lent?

[fiveseconddelay]

Because I haven't seen enough of you at my house recently, we will be gathering at Chez Duda at 6PM on Saturday, 22 January for Meatster II where we celebrate the half-life of the cow recently sacrificed to satisfy the culinary blood lust of one man unsatisfied with just the milk but still unwilling to commit to buying the whole cow

Comments

[muzikmaker21]

I'm in. Sunday's my birthday, and I want all of my friends drunk and full of dead animal for the occasion.

[reazik]

W00t!!

[chickenhat]

No serving vegetarians?!?! You mean Meatster II was a cownibal?!

Dang, because vegetarian animals are tasty.

(ah, look, a handbasket...)

"We will not be serving vegetarians at this event."

[wondermojz]

Please choose from the following options:

1) As in, AS food.

2) As in, THE food. (Although I believe Cowster was fed a plant-based diet, so I think s/he did qualify as a vegetarian.)

3) As in, if you're a vegetarian don't bother showing up. (Because you might get eaten, hehe.)

;-)

[fiveseconddelay]

Still waiting for a vegetarian comment to which I could reply "Would you bring an Easter basket to a Seder?"

[leiacat]

Of course you'll be serving vegetarians. They're what's for dinner!