Guys are like toilets.
Usually they aren't broken.
They just sometimes need their handle jiggled.

What was Joe's quote of the weekend?

Yes, Trevor is getting quite the reputation as an able commander.

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Jaki: "If we don't care about these characters, it's just a story of idiots and whores ( Read more... )

Seeing that 25% of the LEDs on the microwave display at work light up when they are not supposed to, and another 25% do not work at all: "Hey, what's with the Predator font?"

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Jaki wants her Trojan Women soldiers in black BDUs.

We rehearse at Bonifant two blocks from the Pirate's Tavern.

Ninja Night in the foreseeable future.

Order biscuits and gravy at Cracker Barrel.
Everyone else orders eggs and grits and country ham and stuff.
Waiter brings by a huge plate of biscuits and gravy.
When I go to grab it, she says "Oh no, that's for everyone. Every table gets biscuits and gravy. And here is your (puny) individual order."

I feel like I just bought something from Apple.

Did you know you can buy a hard hat and safety vest at the Home Depot?

And I already have a flannel shirt.

Now there is nothing to stop me from going to the construction site and throwing traffic barrels at passing cars.

Q: What do you call nine people sitting around staring at an empty table?
A: The Rude's 2012 Play Selection Committee
http://www.rudemechanicals.com/submissions/

Because I haven't seen enough of you at my house recently, we will be gathering at Chez Duda at 6PM on Saturday, 22 January for Meatster II where we celebrate the half-life of the cow recently sacrificed to satisfy the culinary blood lust of one man unsatisfied with just the milk but still unwilling to commit to buying the whole cow ( Read more... )