It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There oughta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

lol wtf

So.. in today's developmental psychology class, we watched the dreaded "Miracle of Life" or whatever the heck it's called, and... let's just say that by the end of class, I was seriously regretting my choice to eat breakfast this morning. Not the ideal way to begin the day ( Read more... )

Hm... Sitting up here alone on a Saturday night. Tomorrow's Sunday. I have this grudge against Sundays. They're okay, I guess, but they always seem more.. yellow, than other days. Sundays are yellow days. Not sunshine yellow, or lemon yellow, but that yellow haze that accompanies a hard summer storm. There's a heavy fog that sits around a ( Read more... )

Hm. The funny thing is.. I'm almost constantly busy.. but feel like reporting nothing. Maybe it's the fact that just about everybody has gone to Xanga, and since I am not on Xanga, I am missing quite a lot of information... but I can't be bothered to look any of that up or actually join another journal site. Why do people need five journals, ( Read more... )

I wanna live life, never be cruel ( Read more... )

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Who invented the 'insert' key?

And WHY?

Hm. I don't know if I'd call this an update, so much as more random ramblings, as people really sorta need to care in order for it to be an update, but anyhow. I'm trying to secure tickets for a September show of Coldplay. I hear they put on a phenomenal show and would really, really love to go ( Read more... )

Whoa. The yo-yo originated in the Philippines where it's used as a hunting weapon. That's awesome.

Thanks to summer, I've been able to digest more than my normal healthy amount of television, and the side-effects are little mini-rants like these, because television does nothing but remind me of how stupid people are. Example ( Read more... )