o16; are you RETARDED OR SOMETHING? // voice

[fivestepsahead]

[ ooc; notes before I even start: this is Frank Miller's Batman, from All-Star Batman and Robin. He is extremely offensive as a character. All women are whores, all lesbians are trapping men into fantasies, gays are little better than women and trappers, yada yada yadda. Prone to going into soliloquys. Vocally-wise he sounds like Bruce would if he

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[feverprophecy]

Oh, fuck no.

Not happening, asshole, just sit yourself down, the kid is doing fine without you.

the HTML abuse here is amazing

[kingofrooks]

Who the fuck do you think you are? He is my charge, my responsibility.

You won't like me when I'm angry.

lmao millerbolding

[feverprophecy]

I'm quaking in my fucking boots.

Go kidnap someone else for a sidekick. You could always try Crane. He said he wasn't afraid of you anymore.

[Because we all need fanfic!Crane to try to make out with Miller!Bats. For science.]

so much bolding

[kingofrooks]

[ LMFAO FUCK YOU I CANNOT GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD NOW. ]

He isn't now, is he? He needs to learn a lesson.

But so do you.

[most_feared]

[What is this fresh faced fuckery.] Dick Grayson? As in the flying- what do you mean "rats to eat"?

[I almost feel sorry for killing his family. It had to be done, but dear god. Now you think about that...]

You can't be Batman.

[kingofrooks]

I don't \repeat myself. Who are you?

You sound small.

[most_feared]

Really? You sound like an ass. And not often does the pot get to notice the kettle being cookware so openly. [A chuckle. No, he's not answering that question.]

[bybloodandhonor]

Oh, like you can talk, man. And what sort of name is Batman? Bats don't strike me as the sort to strike terror into people. Or are you some sort of unimaginative hunter and that's the only type of pet you use?

And rats to eat? Those can't be very nutritious.

[kingofrooks]

It's enough for him. He needs to train.

[bybloodandhonor]

Would it be better for his training if he had something to good to eat? Like a sandwich? Hell, it could even be a rat sandwich if you're that insistent on them.

[kingofrooks]

No. He has to catch the rats himself. It makes him a man.

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[ifightfor]

[EVERYONE IS YELLING. WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING. Never mind that most of them are using normal speaking voices for humans, this is yelling for a cat and you, MR. GODDAMN BATMAN, are one of the loudest.

Cue cat!disapproval.]

RRRR.

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[kingofrooks]

Oh? A cat.

Not terribly scary, are you?

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[ifightfor]

[Scary is not the p--

...All right. Maybe being scary is a part of the point. Mostly he just wants all the Users to stop yelling. The fur along his back and shoulders ripples and the growl gets louder.

LOOK HOW BIG AND LOUD HE IS.]

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[kingofrooks]

Are you Catwoman?

No reply, but...

[goddamn_buttman]