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[fizzboy]

Coming this summer. Beware... The Dead Zone!

Annual 'Dead Zone' Spreada Across Gulf of Mexico

Sometimes, I wish that the Earth would swallow us all in a fiery inferno of death and then rebuild itself to a lush green landscape where life thrives. And by "us", I mean everyone else except me and people that I like.

Comments

[duckliverpaste]

well, at least swallow the republicans.

once, i got mad at jonathon, and called him a republican.

[wirednavi]

Hey, some of us are Republicans who DON'T think that dumping enormous amounts of foreign chemicals into a major watershed is a good idea, among other things. Don't we at least get to doggy-paddle for our lives?

[duckliverpaste]

ok, all the republican environmentalists can live. this also applies to vegetarian republicans; they can get life jackets.