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Prepare to waste many hours playing this game. I've always wanted a game where I laid waste to breakfast foods, smearing their greasy insides across the boxing ring in an animalistic orgy of milk and bran and marmalade.

The suffering is delicious.

http://www.frusion.com/game.asp

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So last week, a nearby lightning strike totally burninated my network in the apartment. My router, Airport Base Station, and the network cards in our computers were all toast. Oddly, the cable modem was fine. By "fine" I mean it still retardedly disconnects every hour or so on its own. Fine. I needed a catalyst ( Read more... )

I had a dream where I had purchased a new vehicle. Only it was too big for me. The seat had to be raised so that I could see over the dash. The steering wheel lowered so that I could grab it. The pedals moved so that I could touch them. Getting in required climbing up.

Thinking about it today, I understand exactly what it means. My penis is too ( Read more... )

Saw this over on Techdirt.
...it appears some researchers are really making progress and have created a robotic roach that has successfully infiltrated a community of roaches. Apparently, it was so well accepted, that it also helped to lead the roaches out into a more well-lit area, suggesting that it could eventually be used to help get rid of ( Read more... )

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New Line Cinema has obtained feature film rights to Monster, a wicked mystery thriller of a manga. I've only watched the anime but I always kept thinking that Monster would make a great live-action flick. Here's to hoping that they don't crap it up.
Link to Reuter's press release (from Anime News Network)

Scientists, after deciding that cancer was too hard to cure, have turned their attention to animal behavior and discovered that humans aren't the only walking pieces of meat that laugh. Welcome to a whole new era of dog and rat stand-up comedians. Here's one particular quote from the article that grabbed me:

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