It will all come out in the wash!

[fj_warren]

My recently widowed sister's dishwasher has packed up and, as she had the dishwasher for a considerable number of years, I suggested that she write to the manufacturer asking for a refund! I wrote a letter in which my sister took advice from a Mr NOAH on the subject of water management, a subject on which he had vast experience, and also made

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[zoefruitcake]

Ha!
Let's hope no animals start turning up in pairs

[fj_warren]

The gates are bolted and the doors are locked. The only animals in the house are the two cats! Aghhhh! That's a pair!!!!!

[zoefruitcake]

And so it begins…

[fj_warren]

Make a good script for a horror film though! I could call it the Screaming Pair or S Pair for short! Nah! It's been done in book form already. Lol.