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[fjb111c]

Sean might get laid, and alas, I'm on the other side of the world.

Sadly, 33 people died today in Virginia.

Apparently I'm an idiot for being interested in supporting Collingwood. (They play Port on Saturday Jess. ;)

And everyone seems to be upset about Will and Kate's breakup.

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[decible]

bring it on, neewbie! carn the power!!

[darkcactus]

you wanna lay sean too?
too bad you are on the other side of the world, get in line missy, i get to ride the sean train next :P

[fjb111c]

Fuck this line is getting too long. Can we start fastpass for the Seanzy?

[darkcactus]

wanna make out while we wait in line? ;P
sean isn't a disneyland ride, you wait in line like everyone else

!!!!!

[fjb111c]

Make out??!?! How can you make out at a time like this?? Sean could be getting it on right now! Except it's 8am over there, and who in their right mind is up at 8? Well actually, Sean would be cause he would be just getting off work. ANYWAY, the point is, we're in heightened sexual alert mode. The rocket could be shooting off at any moment, and we need to be ready for it Jeff. Packed and ready.

And besides, I hate waiting in line. Fuck lines.

[esensofz]

Who the hell are Will and Kate?

[fjb111c]

Ahh the Brits.... The rest of the world cares because they all still belong to England. ;)

Prince William and Kate Middleton.