Think this is gay?

Apr 19, 2007 16:37

"You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!" - VB 1.13

Hahahahahahahaaaa.

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:) esensofz April 19 2007, 10:39:59 UTC
The Monarch: What? Think this is gay huh? Is that what you fucking said you scrawny peice of shit? Oh this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is! And I bet he can't wait to snap off a peice of your dick in his ass!
[points to Dean]

The Monarch: You! Get up! I said get the fuck up! What's your name?

Dean Venture: Dean Ven...

The Monarch: [shouts] Your name is bitch! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame... King Gorilla! You got a cigerette?
[King Gorilla hands him one]

The Monarch: There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!
[realizes who Dean is]

The Monarch: Holy shit! You're Dean-Fucking-Venture! King, I've gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette.

King Gorilla: Fuck you. Gimme a dollar!

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