I hope this is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan. It was sent to me by a friend. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter ( Read more... )

Ok let me tell you about my French vacation. I didn't really have one. I know you're saying, suck it up F, your fucking in France, your whole time there is a vacation. Well you might be right but I kinda wanted to travel a little bit as well. As luck would have it I did get to go to Poitier. ESCEM the school I'm attending has another campus in ( Read more... )

Ok Whatever you think about me you have to check out the following site if you haven't already.

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Enjoy!

I'm cranky today. Fucking Char came to visit me this weekend and his presence is always stressful. So I'm cranky. He's left thank God ( Read more... )

I thnk I'm starting to get the hang of Live Journal. I'm really starting to like it, or maybe it's just the friends I keep.

I think I understand! ENJOYMENT! Wow I'm a Live Journal convert!

Cultural Adjustments,
from FJ ( Read more... )

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So an update from France, I’ve had my first visitors, Chassy and Heather ( Read more... )

I think I’m having more fun then I’m allowed in a short period of time. I went you to a nightclub two nights ago and I went about midnight, 11:30 pm. When I get there, there was no one in the club. At around 1:00 am people started to show up and I started dancing. I then started dancing with these strangers and we started to have a really ( Read more... )

So I'm walking home from the chiropractor this morning and what should I see sitting in trafic but the perfect motor scooter for Mrrranda. This women had on her helmet a set of fuzzy tiger ears and the motor scooter was painted like an orange and black tiger running in the jungle. I thought now there's Mrranada's scooter if I ever saw one. ( Read more... )

One of the reasons I really like living in this city is that every morning is a new adventure. Take Friday morning for example. As I step out of my apartment building on Octavia and Market I find myself surrounded by throusands of little white feathers. It looks as if someone has had a pillow fight with 10,000 of his closest friends and they ( Read more... )