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1) We don’t want to hear about your ex-girlfriend or any girl you use to have feelings for. We just don’t.
2) Don’t lie to us because we will find out eventually. Tell us the truth.
3) If you really like us, tell us we’re beautiful. Not hot, because that reminds us of the slut you just checked out five minutes ago.
4) And if you’re going to check other girls out anyways, then at least do it when we’re not looking.
6) Don’t call us fat. If you’re just teasing, some girls know you don’t mean it. Others don’t pick up the sarcasm.
7) Don’t stop the inside jokes because then we think you just don’t care anymore.
8) Don’t bitch about our friends. And we won’t bitch about yours.
9) Don’t compare us to Pamela Anderson or some playboy model; half of them are fake (besides, you have a better chance with us than with them).
10) We make big deals out of stuff, so if you make one wrong move, you better be able to fix it.
11) Don’t lead us on. Rejection hurts, but that hurts more. So if you like us, tell us. If you don’t, tell us that too. We will get over you eventually.
12) PMSing sucks. You don’t have it, so you’ll just have to put up with it for one week.
13) We go to our best girlfriends for advice. We go to you for a shoulder to cry on.
14) No girl just wants to be your ‘friend with benefits’.
15) Girls night out are mandatory once in awhile, just like you always insist on having some ‘guy time’.
16) Don’t smoke. It’s gross. Drugs and stuff like that goes here too.
17) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
18) Don’t say “I can’t dance.” We’ll appreciate it more to know that you’re trying.
19) We will try to make you jealous to test how protective you are about us. But in the end, you know we belong to you.
20) If we trip and fall, then it’s okay to laugh. We’re probably laughing too. Unless we get hurt…then you have to be nice.
21) Not all girls kiss on the first date, so get over it.
22) We will always care about you no matter how many times you say you hate us.
23) We’ll always remember you, even if we try to forget.
24) Even if we act like something you said didn’t bother us, it did.
25) If you think something is wrong, there is. So do something about it.
26) If you ask us what’s wrong, and we say “nothing” then something is wrong. Press for more, but don’t be a jerk about it. We want to tell you, but we don’t want to act desperate.
27) Every girl dreams of being kissed in the rain, so do it if the opportunity comes up.
28) Watch at least one chick flick with us, even if it kills you. We’ll love you for it, and we’ll lay our heads on your shoulder anyway.
29) Think before you speak. It makes a difference
30) Hold our hand.
31) Walks in the rain and kisses on the forehead will get you anywhere.
32) We will most likely cry over you if you break up with us. But we won’t let you know that.
33) Breaking up over the phone or AIM is stupid. Be a man.
34) If we can admit that we’re wrong sometimes, then you should be able to also.
35) Don’t hit us. Light punches on the arm are always cute, but if it actually hurts, then you better apologize.
36) We save every IM conversation that means something to us.
37) Don’t be stupid about sex. If its our first time, you better go out of your damn way to make it special for us.
38) Anything you do or say to another girl that you don’t want us to know about is considered cheating.
39) The “littlest things” in a relationship are usually the biggest. Everything you do with us in mind means a lot.
40) Don’t burp or fart because it’s nasty and we’re just not into it.
41) Once you have our heart, you’ll always have it a piece of it.
42) Don’t tell your guy friends about what we did the other night because then we come out looking like sluts.
43) Call us/leave a message when we’re away on vacation and tell us you miss us…and mean it.
44) Don’t ever say ‘I love you’ if you don’t mean it.
45) If you’re teasing us and we tell you to stop but we’re laughing, don’t stop. We like it.
46) Don’t try to get us into the WWF…its not happening.
47) Remember our birthday and our annerversary.
48) We want to look good for you, but you know we’re comfortable around you when we allow our hair to be a little messy and our mascara is smeared.
49) When we’re around you and you’re with your friends, acknowledge us. Don’t just look right through us as if we’re not there.
50) Be protective of us. It’s cute.
51) When we’ve finally let you go and moved on, don’t expect to come running back to us. You missed your chance.