Quotes list
(This is a floaty post! That means this will frequently engage in time travel, every time I update it with something new)
This is a very random quote list, do not doubt that there are a lot of good quotes missing, just because I managed to forget to add them or because I got distracted.
Fanfics
Ianto rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. 'That's an antelope, sir,' he said slowly, in the voice he reserved for speaking to small children and Owen. -miss_zedem ["Educating Jack":PG, no spoilers]
"but the really weird part was, the hand seemed kinda into it."
"he’d spent the night curled up against the tile wall [...]"
etc. -shinodabear ["Interrupting": PG-13]
"Best way to describe them - fire-breathing cows with opposable thumbs and a powerful hatred of humanoid species." -sulla_ ["Excerpts From the Sekrit Diary of Ianto Jones - #5": "Maybe NC-17"]
"Shoving a handful of confetti down someones trousers and running out the door laughing was, in Ianto’s book, definitely not an excuse." -flora2313 ["The Morning After": 15]
from http://wildestranger.livejournal.com/197049.html ["Worship The Trousers That Cling To Him"; Jack/Ianto; rated R] :
The eleventh time Jack slips an aphrodisiac into his coffee. Ianto locks himself in the safety cage that they’ve been provided with for Compromised Employee situations (Well, the cage has. Ianto suspects that the see-through material is Jack’s doing), gives Tosh the keys, and proceeds to rub himself off against the glass. When he wakes up four hours later, he is wearing only one sock, his tie, and half a sleeve of his shirt. He is also sticky and feeling muscle strain in some unusual places, but Tosh, who comes to unlock the cage and stares resolutely at the wall behind Ianto as she offers him one of Jack’s bathrobes, assures him that no one has entered the cage while he was under the influence. She also tells him that Gwen and Owen had disappeared fifteen minutes into the show, and that Jack has been drinking steadily in his office for the past hour. Then she bites her lip and runs away herself.
As Ianto walks across the Hub on his way out, he notes that the windows in Jack’s office are steamed. He pauses to push the appropriate form (Using Mind-Altering Drugs on Torchwood Employees; A3) under the door.
This is a very random quote list, do not doubt that there are a lot of good quotes missing, just because I managed to forget to add them or because I got distracted.
Fanfics
Ianto rolled his eyes and took a deep breath. 'That's an antelope, sir,' he said slowly, in the voice he reserved for speaking to small children and Owen. -miss_zedem ["Educating Jack":PG, no spoilers]
"but the really weird part was, the hand seemed kinda into it."
"he’d spent the night curled up against the tile wall [...]"
etc. -shinodabear ["Interrupting": PG-13]
"Best way to describe them - fire-breathing cows with opposable thumbs and a powerful hatred of humanoid species." -sulla_ ["Excerpts From the Sekrit Diary of Ianto Jones - #5": "Maybe NC-17"]
"Shoving a handful of confetti down someones trousers and running out the door laughing was, in Ianto’s book, definitely not an excuse." -flora2313 ["The Morning After": 15]
from http://wildestranger.livejournal.com/197049.html ["Worship The Trousers That Cling To Him"; Jack/Ianto; rated R] :
The eleventh time Jack slips an aphrodisiac into his coffee. Ianto locks himself in the safety cage that they’ve been provided with for Compromised Employee situations (Well, the cage has. Ianto suspects that the see-through material is Jack’s doing), gives Tosh the keys, and proceeds to rub himself off against the glass. When he wakes up four hours later, he is wearing only one sock, his tie, and half a sleeve of his shirt. He is also sticky and feeling muscle strain in some unusual places, but Tosh, who comes to unlock the cage and stares resolutely at the wall behind Ianto as she offers him one of Jack’s bathrobes, assures him that no one has entered the cage while he was under the influence. She also tells him that Gwen and Owen had disappeared fifteen minutes into the show, and that Jack has been drinking steadily in his office for the past hour. Then she bites her lip and runs away herself.
As Ianto walks across the Hub on his way out, he notes that the windows in Jack’s office are steamed. He pauses to push the appropriate form (Using Mind-Altering Drugs on Torchwood Employees; A3) under the door.