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so this one timee
justin got a tattoo of his last name on his back
and he had that weird tattoo healing lotion sitting on the coffee table
and chris started rubbing it all over his hands and squirrel guy says
"it looks like you just jerked off an elephant"

and it totally did.

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[thebluedisaster]

IT LOOKED LIKE REGULAR FUCKING HAND LOTION!! plus if i were ever to jerk of an elaphant i wouldnt be so careless as to let him jizz on my hands.

love,
chris

[hovibaby]

you're listening to orchid