The WORST piece of junk mail EVER

[flaggermus]

I received this in the mail the other day and just HAD to share.  It's so bad and so hilarious at the same time!

Comments

[scrabonia]

Uhrg. What the fuck do they even want? Is that indecipherable crap supposed to make you suddenly feel religious?! "Oh, they're so pretentious! They make me feel small and dumb! YAY! Sign me up!" or maybe "I don't understand it, so it MUST be a good idea!"

LAME.

[flaggermus]

What I want to know is where the hankerchief is.

And the grammar drove me batshit. hehe

[miss_kitty09]

Kudos to you for being a good grammarian! Being the mean person that I am, I would have sent it back with editor's notes. On a related note, I once got a paper "prayer rug" in the mail. Accoring to the instructions, I was supposed to stand or kneel on it while I prayed. Can someone please explain to me why a religious person would think it was appropriate to bother their saviour with my selfish interests while standing on a picture of his face?

[stjerneskudd]

fascinating :P

[flaggermus]

and irritating.... all at the same time! =P