The Grand Adventures of Watanuki, logbook entry 042 [filtered to the Amestris]

[flailingbento]

Yuuko! If you hadn't noticed, we're on the same ship! If you need to find me so badly, could you please come to the galley instead of posting unflattering things about me all over the network?!

...And I am not prone to falling over!My name is Kimihiro Watanuki, cook on this the Amestris; please don't believe anything the witch tells you about me.

Comments

[filtered to watanuki]

[demonic_romeo]

It is a pleasure to finally speak with you. As for the banquet, I have several ideas. I've compiled a list of suggestions for the courses, the dessert, and the wines-- it is on the counter top for your perusal when you have a moment.

[filtered to sebastian]

[flailingbento]

Thank you. I'm looking forward to working together!

Oh-- so that's what that was! It was very, um. Comprehensive.

[filtered to watanuki]

[demonic_romeo]

As am I.

I am pleased you found it helpful. Though it seems it will be rendered useless for the occasion. Apparently there will be an outside caterer handling the food for the banquet in our stead.

[filtered to sebastian]

[flailingbento]

...Wait, what? An outside caterer? But... why would the captain hire a caterer when we're here?

[did_yousee]

Good for you for standing up against personal defamation. If it were me, I'd raid the other person's town, but...

[flailingbento]

W-well, I don't think Yuuko has a town. But, um, I appreciate it.

Have we met?

[did_yousee]

Well, I can't say "ship", since she's here and all.

I'm Kimura Kaere, one of the radio ops.

[flailingbento]

I think raiding this ship would be a bad idea, especially since it's not even her ship. She has a shop, but raiding that would probably end in miserable death unto seven generations...

Um, anyway-- it's a pleasure to meet you!

[divinated]

But it's so much more fun my way. You should lighten up, Watanuki. And yes, you are rather prone to falling over. It's quite amusing!

Do you really think I would ever say anything bad about you~?

[flailingbento]

No, it's inconvenient and embarrassing! And I am not prone to falling over! ...And if I am it's not my fault! You try balancing with only one and a half eyes to work with!

You told people to call me "Hey you!" If that's not insulting, I don't know what you think is!

[divinated]

Yes, and whose fault is that?

But Doumeki used to do it all the time. In the beginning, anyway.

[flailingbento]

[ignoring that question.]

And did you not hear me telling him to stop every time he did it?

[Filtered to Wata] I IS BONDING TIME.

[mayovice]

...you know her too?

[Filtered to Rou] AW YEAH

[flailingbento]

Sometimes I think she knows everybody. I used to work for her, back in Bellcius.

I guess that means you know her, too? Sorry, I don't think we've met...

[Filtered to Wata] YEAAAAAH.

[mayovice]

No, we haven't. Hijikata Toshirou, boatswain.

She's a pain in the ass, that's what she is.

[Filtered to Rou]

[flailingbento]

She has an amazing talent for being exactly where she's not wanted. All the time. When I left the shop I was sure I'd finally put some distance between us, but no! Suddenly she appeared again! It's like I never left!

If you don't mind my asking, how did you meet her? I worked for her for a few years, but I don't remember you coming to have a wish granted-- I hope that's not too forward.

[madhattersophie]

I didn't think you'd be very happy with that woman. Who is she anyway?

But I am looking forward to getting to eat your delicious food again, Watanuki!

[flailingbento]

I used to work for her, before I signed onto the Winding Way. She's a witch. I think you should talk to her if you want a better explanation; just be careful.

Thank you! I'm looking forward to getting to cook for a ship again! And I'm very glad we signed on to the same ship.

[madhattersophie]

Ahh, I see. Well, if I may say so myself, I've become... a bit more capable with the witch... thing myself in the last few months. I'll be fine.

As am I. It's so nice to see so many familiar faces.