I'm not sure if it's my app or a hack, but I think I'm experiencing technical difficulties. I keep seeing misplaced comments, pieces of old posts in new posts, and a general wonkiness. I'm hoping a quick password change will solve some issues. Stay tuned.

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I want a margarita. Seriously. So bad. But I'd settle for a slushy. Please? Someone? Anyone? All I have is ice and avocados. Not very good slushy material.

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Get comfy in bed. Realize you have to pee. Ugh. Story of my life right now.

If only we lived alone and I could saunter to the bathroom in a tshirt and undies.

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Well, my nausea seems to have subsided for the most part. I can look at and eat tomato sauce again. My emotions have thrown me for a serious loop and I'm now in the land of recurring headaches, but I'm happy to be eating once more. The vitamins have been going over well and I seem to be hydrated, even if I wonder if I'm going to turn into a lemon ( Read more... )

Oh goodness. Rhys is already driving me nuts and it's only two hours since she woke up. I, of course, have inexplicably been up for three hours already. She wants to climb on and turn over and drive cars on everything. I put on a cartoon and even then she was only interested in banging on things and ...gah!

I wish I could have more coffee.

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Every so often I stumble upon a food blog that just makes my mouth water and my heart do that squeezy palpitating thing. I'm not sure it's healthy to have such a reaction to food porn, but I don't care. I soak it all in, promise myself I will make ALL THE THINGS, and do nothing. Later I'll stumble upon another blog (or, more likely, the same one ( Read more... )

One of the more ridiculous scam emails I've received:

"An (ATM Card Number;4278763100030014) has been accredited

to you, The ATM Card Value is $1,000,000.00 USD you are

advised to reply to this mail for next procedure. "

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Dear lady on bus,
If the thigh part of your leg hangs over your knee, you should not wear leggings.
-Ally

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I had a dream that the world had changed. We were running from something, but I don't know what. There was a storm brewing. We knew it was impending- we could see the sky blacken and across the marsh the brilliant flashes of lightening struck in branch-like patterns straight to the ground.

I could not distinguish the man I held company with, but I ( Read more... )

Dear Guy with the Old Skool Headphones,

First of all, not only did those go out of style in the 90s, but they make these awesome devices now called earbuds. Furthermore, with cologne less is more. There is no need to douse yourself in bottles of "knock-off-brute". It has the opposite effect of what you're going for. Unless you're looking to be ( Read more... )