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So They're Advertising in Dreams Now?
Today while I was sleeping before I went to work, I had a dream that I stopped by Wendy's for some food on my way to work. When I woke up, I decided to stop by Wendy's on my way to work, and I did : ) -
White Trash Party
I had a great time last night hanging out with old friends and making some new ones! The new ones probably had an interesting first impression of me, considering my garb :) -
Bored as Hell at Work
I used to wear medium shirts, but now I wear large. When you drink lots of beer you grow big beer muscles!!
Aaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahah
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Productivity On My Days Off
I've had a pretty good couple of days off. The toilet in our guest bathroom was all fucked up and overflowed all the time, so my mom said she was going to have someone put another in. Apparently she forgot that she had a 23 year-old son who is perfectly capable of doing these things! I was just like, "Ummmm I can do it for you!" I'd never replaced ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Shoat Flu Times
Yes. I am in a complete panic about it. I plan to buy a gasmask post haste so that I will be the ONLY SURVIVING MEMBER OF HUMANITY!! I then plan to reproduce asexually through cell division to repopulate the planet. -
GAH!!!
SHOAT FLU'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!
IT'S SHOATAGEDDON! :( -
A Good Easter
Today was extremely productive for me! This morning I went to church with my family since my grandma was in town in between treatments (which of course turned into a bunch of old people coming up and commenting on how I've grown up so much...but that's ok). I like going to church every once in awhile to be encouraged and to recenter myself ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Grab and Go
I would find out where they're keeping all the aliens they've captured over the years. Then I could party with extra terrestrials.
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Thank God
Everything went well. I feel so relieved.