one time in a far far away place called Denver, a girl died after a rave. all of the law enforcement officers thought they knew the reason: ecstasy. but they were wrong. it was actually because the girl drank a full gallon of water,all by herself, in less than 10 minutes. WATER POISONING. so, there ya go. if you dont seek help for your H2O habit, your friends will.
i watch enough ER to know about water intoxication, and 364 (i take a break on mlk jr. day) days a year i try to achieve this. besides, addiction is never a concern until someone else points it out! and it's almost inescapable, if it's not staring at me from a bottle, there's always the sink.. showerhead..toilet. it's like a heroin addict who lives on the poor side of town... it's always around, so i might as well succumb to it. why today, it even fell from the sky. some might argue it was God himself telling me addictions are ok!
dude, i love ur roommiaclaraSeptember 1 2004, 22:24:14 UTC
so much bigger than ours... and ur bathroom is soooo nice... i could have diarrhea in it. but yeah u definetely need to clean it up like u said. if its not clean by next weekend... miss maria is coming to ur aid... in exchanged of food of course.
home is where the fart is.gitiffySeptember 1 2004, 22:24:56 UTC
a) clean your goddamn room. b) get a wine bottle display for the water. c) i want to poop in your bathroom. d) i've never seen you wear a spaghetti strap shirt. hot. e) your earrings just, well, rule. f) did you really say "toodles"? if i ever said that, you'd make fun of me so fast that the word would still be on my tongue.
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and a laundry... shelf! then everything will be fine. or something.
i hope you noticed minnie's st. paddys bandana around my desk leg.
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i could have diarrhea in it.
but yeah u definetely need to clean it up like u said. if its not clean by next weekend... miss maria is coming to ur aid... in exchanged of food of course.
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b) get a wine bottle display for the water.
c) i want to poop in your bathroom.
d) i've never seen you wear a spaghetti strap shirt. hot.
e) your earrings just, well, rule.
f) did you really say "toodles"? if i ever said that, you'd make fun of me so fast that the word would still be on my tongue.
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g) it's cute how you and ross have the same fan. i stood in front of his for like ten minutes today just marvelling... and cooling.
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