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Hey everyone! Omg feardotcom was such a cool movie! go see it like..right now!!!!
and after u watch it..click this!
HAHAHAH YOU SAW THE MOVIE! I MADE YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?!?!
hah..you mindless sheep! You saw that crappy movie didnt you!? I swear man... what a flaming bag of shit. A flaming bag of shit because you know your just gonna get more shit on your foot if u put out the flames. Better than "House on Haunted Hill" my ass... this movie wuz so crappy. Ok..so I knew it wuz gonna suck cuz I read the reviews. They said it wuz just a visually stunning but pointless movie like "The Cell"...and Im a sucker for tripped out images with ghosts and whatnot..but Man.. this wuz the worst of the worst..(the cell wuz way better than this!).. acting and dialogue wuz so horrible. The Spartacus play I directed in 6th grade for school had better acting and lines than this shit-o-matic piece of crap!
what a choppy ass movie... one minute they are at a psychiatric ward the next minute someone decides to dive into the sewer waters of NYC for no apparent reason (though the movie wasnt shot in nyc..it was shot somewhere in europe)....(and ok.,.so there was a reason..and it wuz implied..but I dont know that! well yes I do..cuz this movie is so fucking stupid)
I swear...
"Promise me you wont go to that website!" next thing the jackass does is log onto the website...what an asshole
and whats up with the live victim throughout the movie..she was dumb enough to walk into a creepy dark room playing carnival music but wuz smart enough to pull the fire alarm when she got attacked..
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!
and then they try to sound like a smart movie by talking about dustmites in your bed... but then when that one chick went crazy and started writing in binary all over the walls they never explain to the souless suckers that come to watch the movie that she was writing in BINARY!
go do yourself a favor...go rent suspiria, evil dead, the last house on the left (unrated, though Its sitting on my dvd shelf and Ive never seen it myself.. I heard it wuz one sick puppy), or find a bootleg version of the japanese cult horror classic "ringu" for a good or atleast decent scare (theres an american remake of this movie coming out called THE RING..which will probably suck but who knows)
Nate gives feardotcom.com: 3/4's of a star out of 10000000000000000000000000000000000
better than "starwars: episode 2". worst than "blue crush"
(3 quarters because the last 10 minutes were ok.. if the storyline wuz constructed a little better (ok ALOT better) and a little more consistant..we just might have 1 WHOLE star kids!)
and after u watch it..click this!
HAHAHAH YOU SAW THE MOVIE! I MADE YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?!?!
hah..you mindless sheep! You saw that crappy movie didnt you!? I swear man... what a flaming bag of shit. A flaming bag of shit because you know your just gonna get more shit on your foot if u put out the flames. Better than "House on Haunted Hill" my ass... this movie wuz so crappy. Ok..so I knew it wuz gonna suck cuz I read the reviews. They said it wuz just a visually stunning but pointless movie like "The Cell"...and Im a sucker for tripped out images with ghosts and whatnot..but Man.. this wuz the worst of the worst..(the cell wuz way better than this!).. acting and dialogue wuz so horrible. The Spartacus play I directed in 6th grade for school had better acting and lines than this shit-o-matic piece of crap!
what a choppy ass movie... one minute they are at a psychiatric ward the next minute someone decides to dive into the sewer waters of NYC for no apparent reason (though the movie wasnt shot in nyc..it was shot somewhere in europe)....(and ok.,.so there was a reason..and it wuz implied..but I dont know that! well yes I do..cuz this movie is so fucking stupid)
I swear...
"Promise me you wont go to that website!" next thing the jackass does is log onto the website...what an asshole
and whats up with the live victim throughout the movie..she was dumb enough to walk into a creepy dark room playing carnival music but wuz smart enough to pull the fire alarm when she got attacked..
IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!
and then they try to sound like a smart movie by talking about dustmites in your bed... but then when that one chick went crazy and started writing in binary all over the walls they never explain to the souless suckers that come to watch the movie that she was writing in BINARY!
go do yourself a favor...go rent suspiria, evil dead, the last house on the left (unrated, though Its sitting on my dvd shelf and Ive never seen it myself.. I heard it wuz one sick puppy), or find a bootleg version of the japanese cult horror classic "ringu" for a good or atleast decent scare (theres an american remake of this movie coming out called THE RING..which will probably suck but who knows)
Nate gives feardotcom.com: 3/4's of a star out of 10000000000000000000000000000000000
better than "starwars: episode 2". worst than "blue crush"
(3 quarters because the last 10 minutes were ok.. if the storyline wuz constructed a little better (ok ALOT better) and a little more consistant..we just might have 1 WHOLE star kids!)