Aunt Carol's documentary was amazing. You're all missing out.
And...since I'm bored...
1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh?
I make a fool out of myself regardless
2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex?
Depends
3. Do you judge people solely by their musical preferences?
Nope
4. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Not from my first, no
5. Would you ever start a relationship with someone who was still living with an ex for financial reasons?
Prolly not so much
6. Do you need to know everything about someone's past?
Not everything, no
7. It is more worthwhile and satisfying to improve the world or appreciate the world?
Improve
8. Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
umm...my thinking on this changes...minute to minute
9. Do you believe that dreams can be messages from a "higher level"?
No
10. Would you rather have a great friend you could share everything with or a great lover you can't really talk to?
Friend
11. Is the male or female body the closest to perfection?
Whose male or female body?
12. Should a child who's caught masturbating be punished?
LOL!! No!!
13. Do you like kissing in public?
Not full-on-about-to-jump-you kissing, but tasteful is fine
14. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your relationship?
I don't think I have one
15. Did America really put a man on the moon?
Yup
16. Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you?
I've been out with a couple older than me...no relationship with them...it would depend on the person. Maturity and age are not equivalent.
17. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
The one thing that never fails to make me happy is K-grams. Also, friends are good.
18. How well do you handle criticism?
Depends on what's being criticized, in what circumstances, and my mood.
19. Would you like to date someone a lot purer than you?
Depends on the person
20. When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
no...imagined it was someone else, but that's not really a sexual fantasy
21. Is it possible for full-figured women to be equally attractive as thinner women?
I hope so
22. You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long would you wait to call?
Dunno...I'd prolly give my number too and hope they called me
23. Do you think the family of a murder victim should have any say in what punishment is given to the murderer?
No
24. Would you have a "Happy Button" installed on your body, connected to your brain, which would instantly make you very happy whenever you pressed it?
If I did...I would probably use it more often than I should...and tolerance would build...so in the end, I'd just lose the capacity to be happy at all
25. Would you rather know everything about your mate, or be regularly surprised?
Surprised.
26. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
What kind of indiscretion are we talking about?
27. What is sexiest on a woman or a man?
Intelligence
28. Would you rather have your dream job or your soul mate for the rest of your life?
Soul mate.
29. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Mostly, yeah
30. Should your mate also become your best friend?
Yes.
31. Would you rather marry a virgin or someone experienced?
It doesn't matter
32. Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
No
33. Have you ever posed as a nude model?
Nope
34. Would you prefer if good things happened, or interesting things?
Good, I think.
35. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
Yes, because by loving and losing, you become stronger, and get a better idea of what love is and how to make it work. (I stole Matt's answer...so true)