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[flamesfromashes]

(Strikes legible with work, though carelessly scribbled over.)

His name is not Cuddles-fuckin'-worth, 'kay? That is zero percent bad-ass, and I'm not even good at math.

Mission: Better name for the goddamn elephant. And resist naming it Booze.

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I SEE THAT TAG

[moonlit_mirage]

Ph but that is his name. You know you love him, brother dearest.

OH IT IS NOT SNEAKY ENOUHGH? 8)

[flamesfromashes]

Dude. It's my fucking elephant, isn't it? How do you get off on naming another guy's elephant, huh?

P.S. I love the elephant more than you. >:(

SNEAKY LIKE THE GOD DAMN ELEPHANT

[moonlit_mirage]

You have a point. But he looks like a Cuddlesworth, doesn't he? And who's going to argue with a six foot elephant that wants to be called Cuddlesworth? Aside from you.

You've broken my heart, otouto.

EVERYBODY TAKE COOOOOVER!

[flamesfromashes]

He does not fucking look like a Cuddlesworth. For some reason the name Palmer comes to mind.

And good. I'm coming over there to stomp on it some too.

[aceoftheaeu]

You could name it Louis!

[flamesfromashes]

Louis sounds like somebody's grandpa.

[aceoftheaeu]

Was your grandfather named Louis?

Failing that, you could name the creature after myself. oOr perhaps... Jean-luc? I like that name.

[flamesfromashes]

What the fuck kinda question is that? I don't remember my own name, fuck my grandpa's name.

Jean-Luc? 'Kay, no. Just-- no.

Yeah, see, not too sure I would name my elephant after you, even if I did know your name.

[flamesfromashes]

'Cause that's how I get my jollies.

[flamesfromashes]

It was a joke. J-O-K-E, yeah?

Why the hell do you think I'd name an elephant? 'Cause it's dumb to just call it "elephant." Or Cuddlesworth.

[dvinetitillatn]

An elephant?

[flamesfromashes]

What, never heard of one?

[dvinetitillatn]

It's a big gray animal?

[flamesfromashes]

Pink, actually.

[[Now Dumbo is a good name for an Elephant. Pink Elephants on Parade...]]

[neji_tenshi]

I agree. Cuddlesworth is no name for a stuffed animal. Perhaps a bear, but certainly not for an elephant.

[[ooc: And Helix has no suggestions because he is unimaginative and essentially named his bird "bird"]]

[flamesfromashes]

See, this guy knows what I'm talkin' about. What's your name, huh?

[neji_tenshi]

You may call me Helix. I've heard much mention of you, and your elephant, in your "brother" Crow-san's journal.

[flamesfromashes]

Oh, yeah. Lotus mentioned you, I think. Duck guy?