2 ━

[flamesfromashes]

(Written in a careless lefty scrawl that tends to be in slightly crooked lines across, rather than perfectly horizontal.)

So. I thought about introducing myself as Bad-Ass Motherfucker, but just writing that once makes my hand want to fucking cramp up.

In fact, y'know what? This whole damn place makes my brain want to cramp up, and that's

Comments

[moonlit_mirage]

....

Your...

Your obsession with my lower anatomy is starting to become somewhat disturbing, brother.

[flamesfromashes]

Hmm. How about this? Every time you call me brother, I'll mention your dick. Capisce?

[moonlit_mirage]

Not interested in the familial bonds of fraternity, otouto?

[flamesfromashes]

What did you call me?

[flamesfromashes]

I guess I'll have to settle for Bad-Ass Motherfucker II. Second is the best anyways.

[flamesfromashes]

What, did someone rape your childhood? Haven't you ever heard? First is the worst, second is the best, man. That's just how shit goes down.

[silvervalkyrie]

...

How incredibly vulgar.

[flamesfromashes]

That silence you hear is the sound of me not giving a fuck. :)

[silvervalkyrie]

... Well.

[flamesfromashes]

I get worse. ♥ You should probably cover your eyes and run for cover.

[distant_dragon]

Do you always obsess about penis, or is this a one-person thing?

[flamesfromashes]

Well, he was naked. What the hell was I supposed to notice, his teeth?

[distant_dragon]

I imagine there are other things to stare at beyond a person's crotch. But that could just be me.

[flamesfromashes]

Yeah. You're probably defective.

[twoninths]

Goodness. You do have a mouth, or rather pen, on you, don't you?

I don't know what half those words mean, and I am still scandalized!

[flamesfromashes]

I dunno, man. I just came outta the cocoon and the first thing my mouth wanted to say was fuck. What do they call that, the gift of tongues?

[twoninths]

The gift of something, certainly. You do seem to be able to get a rise out of people quite quickly.

...I respect that.

[flamesfromashes]

If I could remember what the fuck I'm good at, I'd brag. Appreciate the ego stroke anyways.