08 ϟ HOT COALS

[flamewarring]

[Azula is standing a clothes store, looking noticably displeased.]

Usually, I would not consult this network, but I need information. Do none of the clothing stores in this city provide pratical wear?

[She holds up a stiletto heeled shoe, examing it whilst speaking to the camera.]

If I wished to parade around on stilts, I would have joined the Fire

Comments

[greedful_cheat]

Society is strange here. They deem women need to be pretty and harmless, and flower-like. You'll have to work harder to find something along the lines you're thinking.

[flamewarring]

That notion is popular in many undeveloped areas, it seems. Do you know where I can at least find some protective clothing, even if it may be for men?

[greedful_cheat]

The notion is just as popular in many developed areas as well. It seems to be sadly, a universal concept. Woe for society, woe!

Sadly no. I don't have much use for such protective clothing. Hmm... Have you considered the Black Market? You may find what you want there much easier than looking up here, since they're in the market for certain types of luxuries that wouldn't appeal to the bourgeois up here.

[flamewarring]

It certainly sounds suitable. Where is it located?

[whattingawhat]

There are leather pants in some of the stores. The shoes aren't so bad though.

[Let's face it, Buffy would wear everything Azula picked up. And on patrol.]

[flamewarring]

Are these shoes supposed to be some form of weapon? [She's being serious here.]

[whattingawhat]

They can be. Roundhouse kick to the jaw and they're going down for the count. Find the heart and use them like a stake. Wham blam. Dead monster.

[flamewarring]

I can see how that might be useful for a nonbender. [She picks up the shoes again, giving them another look over.]

[princeserpent]

You can ask for a man named Cinna. I've heard that he owns a clothing boutique. Perhaps you can ask for clothing tailored to your needs?

[flamewarring]

That sounds useful. Do you know where I can find him?

[princeserpent]

I should have his directions stored in this device. Hold on, one second.

[Directions sent!]

That should be it.

[flamewarring]

Thank you. This sounds like it could be useful.

[commoneresque]

It sounds like you might have to get something custom-made.

[flamewarring]

I was hoping I could find them at a cheaper price. Clearly, this city is too idiotic to have anything useful in stock.

BUY THE SHORTS, AZULA :|b

[drizzlinginside]

[What is this even. Okay, Katara will just ignore this display and move on.]

BUT THEY'RE NOT GLITTERY ENOUGH

[flamewarring]

[Like she needed your opinion anyway. Blue makes Katara look fat anyway.]

BUT IT SAYS 'JUICY BOOTY' THAT APPLIES TO AZULA SO MUCH

[drizzlinginside]

[What?! She isn't fat! Your face is fat, Azula!]

AZULA'S BOOTY IS INFAMOUSLY JUICY...

[flamewarring]

[How dare you, Azula's face is perfect.]