my behavior

[flamicidal]

my stalker lunch date
the P-tizzle at lunch break
how long does lunch take?

lunch dinner desert
snacks beverages and breakfast
frost my cake baby

HORAY!!

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stalking

[get_on_with_it]

once had a stalker
santa cruz, chubby fucker
did my homework though

tried to avoid him
caught onto counterspy tricks
placed thumb on peephole

one: remove from ass
two: place on chick's door's peephole
she'll love my humor

"duh, who's at my door?"
i'm a girl but not that dumb--
fattest thumb in west

into boot camp fat
came out bearing one fat gun
who's in charge now, bitch?

footsteps crunch in leaves
holy fuck is house secure?
i'll take the thumb now

**

(names changed to protect the chubby and the cheating)

LC broadcast

[anonymous]

these were my entries for the dirty poery contest. enjoy....

filth ridden haiku
finally managed after
severe enemas

little coyote
gonna get up on yr mate
like a sex machine

pimped out wildlife love
you know you want doggystyle
from this scavenger

pushing fake babies
up into yr vagina
we feel loved, fulfilled

after it drops out
we play house, dressing it up
still slick with our jizz

be my valentine.
i will be your valentine,
madame coyote.

hope yu like 'em.
i wanna be adored
clint
[end]

Re: LC broadcast

[get_on_with_it]

Fix yr link sunshine...

The dirty poetry contest is here.

LC broadcast

[anonymous]

thenks, i'm retarded.
i thought i had that shit locked
guess i'm retarded

c.lint
[end]

friday night

[get_on_with_it]

wanna be adored?
dirty writings make you good
pie will make you great

sweet brown sugar,
roxy

LC Broadcast Re: friday night

[get_on_with_it]

brown sugar cookies!
getting all sweet and sticky.
my stomach says "mmmm"

must you have pie, too?
sick haiku don't do the trick?
i'll let you eat pie.

lemons from the yard
squeezed with love to make custard
cooked over the fire

ok, i've no match
for yr terrific train set
i'm laughing out loud

yr haiku beats mine
that's why i will throw you in:
my haiku will rule!

ok, maybe not.
lemon merengue? maybe so.
just wait 'til friday!

traveling on trains:
is there no sexier mode?
only rollerskates.

counting three more days
waiting to see you for real
you will eat my pie.

very soon, cuteness!
**clint

Re: LC Broadcast Re: friday night

[get_on_with_it]

if you push me in
yr goin' with me baby
rolling in the sand

yr words sweet as pie
fly into my heart on skates
nibble on my crust

days move as honey
slow slow so very slow so
closes eyes and dreams

don't have to bake pie
don't have to do anything
just be there for me

i'll have on a hat
you'll have lavender hankie
together we'll rock

less sleep/more giggles,
k.

nibbling away...

[get_on_with_it]

one day and counting
like christmas eve excitement
no sleep til s.c.

traveling first class
goofy hat shows I'm a fraud
pssh--don't care, free wine!

kittens in mittens
will keep my hands toasty warm
but the rest of me??

(stay close)

k.