i work for grandma
in the year 1300
she learned how to cook

indentured servant
500 raviolies
tomarrow, i die

mold rot dirt and germs
thats what lucca is about
20 euros each.

left my love behind
california, i miss you
i'll kiss your smog soon

i was released from school a little early on my day off, and i hadn't had breakfast yet, when i made it home i had a beer, and then another. sarah and nick joined in on the good times as well. They just woke up, and i have already been up for five hours. this is how it goes down ( Read more... )

tom and sarah brave haight street to bring you haikus. we alternate in order, starting and concluding with sarah ( Read more... )

in my soul bucket
i'm filled with rubarb jelly
topped with melted cheese

sponge off my hand gun
it's time to do my home work
it's seagull roulade!!

a tall glass of milk
sweaty tall and 2%
milky, come to me

after months of inactivity as a duo, tom and sarah reunite post-trashed and tired to whip out some verbal love in ye olde tradition ( Read more... )

richard says:

samuri dinner
keeps me from starving to death
last cup of calrose

and sarah says:

shrunken e bay shirt
pretention has a name, yeah:
it begins with s

you are addictive
rod stewart soundtrack to life
of whom do i speak?

ladies don't love me
they prefer their dead boyfriends
and flirt teasingly

sf, cold cement
there's dead mice in the hallway
taste the pigion shit

blue lights in my skull
deleriuos and empty
shining soft and warm

there was a buggy
yeah, it was flamicidal
cry, masturbating

a cute new picture
turtles still hide in their shells
hello? hatchetface?

spatula, chefs hat.
i wore that outfit to prom
you asked for it now!

creative biach
yeah, we dun flew up in there
WRITE HAIKU SARAH!!

PSH laaaaater

the queen of the damned
it's hot like toilet water
foamy on the top

pull out the cockles
sf will f-ing rock it
topped off the sockles

roxy roxy rox
cockles cockles cockles cox
i love you, you guys

to the tenderloin
culinary adventure
now i can b gay :)