... Well, ow.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Five Reasons Why Being Beaten Isn't A Big Deal When You're A Videogame Character:

5. Potions/Cure. (Way to cheat pain, there.)
4. You can save your game so if you die, you can just reload the game point. (This only applies to heroes, though. Tch.)
3. There isn't any actual blood or broken bones. (Awesome for med bills, but you still feel the

Comments

[halfasora]

I'll kill him.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah?

[halfasora]

Three times over.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Heh. You're cute when you're angry on my behalf, babe.

[yourlolitajesus]

In your videogame, are there any young girls who could benefit from the guidance of a kindly bishop?

[flaminbackstbbr]

No.

[yourlolitajesus]

Are you a young girl who could benefit from the guidance of a kindly bishop?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Why does everyone get off on thinkin' I'm a girl?

[a_gambling_man]

Have a little rumble?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Guess with who.

[a_gambling_man]

Does it start with an S and end with 'aix' ?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Bingo.

[iamthevector]

What?

[flaminbackstbbr]

I felt the need to tell the world I roughhoused with someone.

[iamthevector]

Chintzy way of doin' that.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I try to be special an' stuff.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm going to find him and devour him.

And then I'm killing you.

[flaminbackstbbr]

I didn't do anythin' worth killin' me for!

[sexy_and_skorty]

So you didn't ever provoke him?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Just once.