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[flaminbackstbbr]

So. Does anyone want Syphilis? I've got plenty for all of you! ... Also got the Clap, Herpes, Rabies, Mono an' HIV.

What the hell?

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

What?

[flaminbackstbbr]

They're like. Everywhere. Did you ask for 'em while I wasn't lookin' or somethin'?

[sexy_and_skorty]

What the fuck, Axel.

[flaminbackstbbr]

What? They are. It's kinda awkward.

[melodiousklepto]

Did you get the rabies from our RESIDENT WEREWOLF?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Maybe I should ask if this is revenge.

[melodiousklepto]

From who?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Resident werewolf, duh.

[bananas_an]

I just know you can't be talking about being sick with all of those at once.

[[eta: Because prepositions are our friends.]]

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah, should prolly update that. Mean the plushies. Got like a truckload in my room -- no idea where it comes from.

[bananas_an]

I scanned through the threads right after I commented and saw. ^_^ You might want to unless you like repeating yourself over and over and over.

I have Cthulhu slippers! Kippei got them from a company like that. You have a truckload of those things?

[flaminbackstbbr]

Yeah. I dunno what to do with 'em -- ain't the plushie kinda guy, for some reason.

[empressarcana]

...Uhh...

[flaminbackstbbr]

I'm talking about this. Not real diseases.

Want a plushie?

[empressarcana]

Oh...I apologize for my ignorance. Syphilis is kind of cute.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Eh, s'okay, should've been clearer. D'you want one?

[twinborn_yin]

...the Mono one is... really cute.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Want one? I'm really tryin' to get rid of those.

[twinborn_yin]

If you don't want it, that'd be nice. Maybe I could get an HIV one for my brother? I'd love to see his face when I give it to him...

[flaminbackstbbr]

Mighty special way to show your brotherly love! So, one Mono and one HIV, comin' right up. Don't be freaked out when the plushies just pop up your place, alright?