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Yo Momma Jokes
May 15, 2009 15:57
WARNING: These contain spoilers to the Star Trek movie
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slackwench
May 15 2009, 21:20:27 UTC
I was really hoping for something related to Kirk's mom being played by Jennifer Morrison.
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hermionegsnape
May 15 2009, 21:23:34 UTC
Dear lord I heard this from you the other day, it's still creepy
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sbeath
May 16 2009, 00:06:34 UTC
I always liked the one about being so massive as to bend light.
Not to be ignorant, but doesn't everything technically have its own gravitational pull?
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flaming_carrot
May 27 2009, 03:46:53 UTC
You are quite correct. Perhaps I need to change it to: Yo Momma so massive, her gravitational pull is detectable from up to 17 light years away.
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Not to be ignorant, but doesn't everything technically have its own gravitational pull?
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