King Bradley, I humbly present my argument.

[flaming_mustang]

For any student or faculty member following the television right now, the Chinese are celebrating 60 years of communist rule with a great display of military power.

AND THE WOMEN ARE IN MINISKIRTS.

Comments

[lime_water]

I knew this bit of news would be very relevant to you.

[flaming_mustang]

Extremely so. I don't know about you, but I thoroughly enjoyed that parade.

[lime_water]

The Chinese always know how to celebrate in a grand way.

I have to agree on what Ms. Hawkeye said below, though. It's impractical to wear miniskirts all the time for the women of the military.

[thehawkseye91]

. . .

Roy, you do know that the only reason they would do this is because of a special occasion... I've told you before, it's not practical to wear something as such on a daily basis in the military. I recall I myself have worn skirts for the funerals of fallen officers. This is simply for dress and special occasions for example as such as you have stated....

[flaming_mustang]

But our women have knee-length skirts. They have on miniskirts. That makes a whole lot of difference!

[thehawkseye91]

[ooc: she's gearing to kick his ass....]

That makes no difference. Out in the field they are both just as impractical.

[flaming_mustang]

[ooc: I was expecting it. xD]

. . . But they look so good. . .

[sapphireshot]

I have to say I like these uniforms. Perhaps I can get my next date to wear one of these.

[flaming_mustang]

I'd approve except military uniforms should be for military personnel only. Do feel free to make her wear a normal miniskirt though, those are just as good.

[sapphireshot]

This is true enough. Though there is something about a military outfit that makes it better

[flaming_mustang]

Heh. Have control fetishes much?

[galactic_nymph]

Only you would say something like this, but I must say they don't look that bad. Military women need to loosen up.

[flaming_mustang]

See? At least you agree with me there!

[good_2_b_king]

Uniforms promote unity and a sense of belonging to the whole, Colonel. While there was the dress option with a skirt for female officers, it was dress only.

Add to this that the miniskirt is highly impractical, I doubt any female officer in the military would voluntarily wear one while on duty. Pants, as a whole, are more suited to the battlefield. I would have thought you would know this Colonel; unless, of course, you were willing to show the rest of us how you're argument would have a practical use personally.

[flaming_mustang]

Ah... My apologize, sir. It was a bad attempt at humor. I will not try it again.

[good_2_b_king]

Not at all, please continue to humor us. I dare say that we need laughter to operate as educators. I would simply suggest that you have better taste in what you wish to present next time, Colonel.

completely and totally ooc:

[devilishinferno]

I would just like to say thank you.