Our moderators are weak

[scrapdog]

We have two supplicants that just can't wait to be ASSimilated.  And it looks like all of our "moderators" have succumbed:

31spoonerstreet to his natural inclination to be a pansy-ass quitter, forestdesert to her cyanide addiction, and monalisaovrdryv to her comfortable chair in the world of uselessness.  Our "moderators" are the weakest of us all

Comments

[loo]

31spoonerstreet is a real lunkhead - I can't believe they let jerkoffs like that in here.

There should really be more thick studmuffins like scrapdog in this community.

*sigh*

scrapdog...what a hunk.

[ginsugoddess]

lunkhead

Who exactly uses that word anymore?
Besides you, of course.
I think they retired that word in 19... well 19somethin.

No, I'm not starting a flame war with you, this would be one lame-ass attempt if I were. I seriously want to know. What the fuck.

Oh, and scrapdog is not gay. Stop hitting on him. He's impotent anyway.

Also, big ups to scrapdog for ensuring that his butt buddy lordluck gets in. Crafty fucker he is. Yes, I know nobody says big ups either. I can admit it. I'm a 19something reject, too.

Fuck me I'm tired.

[loo]

Yeah, I do a lot of things that no one seems to do anymore.

I wear hats that look like this, for example:

[ginsugoddess]

Hey, my grandpa wore a hat like that. :)

Oh, and scrapdog wants the wind, simply because it blows. So it would make sense that he wants you, too.

[forestdesert]

Flaming the moderators = +10
Blatant cronyism in rigging the poll in lordluck's favor = +20
Voting for George W. Bush in the 2004 election = -50,000

Final Score = -49,970

You lose.

[scrapdog]

I lose now, but you lost a month ago.

[loo]

We all lost a month ago.

[scrapdog]

Not me.