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[flaming_redhead]

I hate everyone. I can so be a sumo wrestler. Fuck you all.

Business trip sucked donkey balls. Looks like I missed everything this weekend. Life is fucking boring.

Comments

[plieonthis]

You can't be a sumo wrestler. You're not pretentious enough.

[flaming_redhead]

I am so pretentious enough! I am amazing and wonderful and am the only one that has enough talent to be the best sumo wrestler ever. I need to eat.

[plieonthis]

No, as I am far more pretentious and amazing and wonderful than you. I don't even need wrestling classes.All I have to do is work hard.

[flaming_redhead]

Pfft. I don't even have to work hard. I am just sitting here and I'm the best. You can't top that.

[spikedsoda]

...You're grouchy.

[flaming_redhead]

Not grouchy, hungry. Give me food.

[spikedsoda]

I don't have any.

[flaming_redhead]

Then we need to get some. I think it's time you helped me raid the kitchen.

[master_at_sushi]

I'm torn between saying 'fuck you too' or 'love and peace and sex fixes everything' man.

[flaming_redhead]

Sex is good. I need to have sex too. Sex and steak. Beer after.

[master_at_sushi]

Beer we has. Steak we're getting.

[flaming_redhead]

We have lots of beer. Lots of other things too. It's one of the perks of being a bartender.

[dashjuggler]

You can be whatever you wanna be, Gakuto.

(ooc: Shishi's being completely serious here.)

[flaming_redhead]

Hey, you want me to teach you how to go around on crutches? I've had enough experience over the last few years. You can have a steak too.

ooc: This is the closest Gakuto will come to acknowledging it. He understands.

[dashjuggler]

I think I'm used to the crutches now. But steak sounds good anyway.