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Jun 08, 2004 13:15


I'm going to see The Day After Tomorrrow again, this time with my mother and her climatologist-friends so they can explain to me exactly how global warming could cause a new ice age.

Elizabeth and I have decided to write our own, mock Prince William fan fiction.



LavezVotreCochon: he could go on a safari in africa and she could be his guide (more original than st. andrews)

LiLyBeTh716: YES!

LavezVotreCochon: and they could get trapped in the jungle and she has to help him out

LiLyBeTh716: and then they have sex in celebration

LiLyBeTh716: cuz come on, we need the nc-17 rating

LavezVotreCochon: well duh

LiLyBeTh716: you know, thats really weird that we could actually see nc-17 movies if we wanted

LavezVotreCochon: and then when they discover their love for each other and get out they can have problems because the royal family doesnt accept commoners

LiLyBeTh716: yes! and if they want to get married, william has to give up his place in the line to the throne because they could not have a morganatic marriage. but harry doesnt want to be king because he has a feeling hes gay, and the family would never accept his male lover.

LiLyBeTh716: so it passes to beatrice?

LiLyBeTh716: or there could be an angst-y scene with the family

LavezVotreCochon: this is brilliant

LiLyBeTh716: we could make her catholic, too... just to make it a million times worse for william

LavezVotreCochon: yeah!

LiLyBeTh716: but he doesnt know shes catholic until theyve been dating for a long time

LiLyBeTh716: or after theyre engaged?

LavezVotreCochon: but then her name would have to be Mary Kate

LiLyBeTh716: not logical, but what fanfic is

LavezVotreCochon: or something irish

LiLyBeTh716: lol, why mary kate?

LiLyBeTh716: oh, right

LavezVotreCochon: yeah

LavezVotreCochon: Mary Kate O'Shannon

LiLyBeTh716: and she doesnt know the rule of succession that says that a person in line for the throne cannot marry a catholic, so she doesnt mention it

LiLyBeTh716: lol

LiLyBeTh716: yes

LavezVotreCochon: and it causes a huge fight!

LiLyBeTh716: and then they make up and have sex

LavezVotreCochon: yes!

LiLyBeTh716: but first she has to spend a week crying!

LavezVotreCochon: of course

LavezVotreCochon: and he has to have the angst-y walks around the grounds

LiLyBeTh716: and william has to be really torn up about it and he turns to harry, who is remarkably intuitive and understanding because hes gay.

LiLyBeTh716: yeah!

LiLyBeTh716: and he thinks of his mother!

LiLyBeTh716: and starts to tear up!

LiLyBeTh716: and mutters something like, "mother, mother!"

LavezVotreCochon: ive got it!!!!

LiLyBeTh716: and in his dream, she tells him to follow his heart

LiLyBeTh716: what?!

LavezVotreCochon: okay so its raining on this walk, he sees a VISION of her!

LavezVotreCochon: and she tells him to follow his heart

LavezVotreCochon: and gives him her blessing

LavezVotreCochon: and hands him a gardenia (mary kate’s fav flower)

LiLyBeTh716: OMG!

LiLyBeTh716: YES

LavezVotreCochon: A BLONDE WOMAN through the mist!!

LiLyBeTh716: HOLY SHIT!

LavezVotreCochon: brilliant!!!

LiLyBeTh716: and its got to be near dianas fav. bench or something.... earlier in the story, mk and william can go on a stroll and he takes her to that bench and proposes... he then tells her that it was dianas. so it makes sense later in the story.

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