I'm going to see The Day After Tomorrrow again, this time with my mother and her climatologist-friends so they can explain to me exactly how global warming could cause a new ice age.
Elizabeth and I have decided to write our own, mock Prince William fan fiction.
LavezVotreCochon: he could go on a safari in africa and she could be his guide (more original than st. andrews)
LiLyBeTh716: YES!
LavezVotreCochon: and they could get trapped in the jungle and she has to help him out
LiLyBeTh716: and then they have sex in celebration
LiLyBeTh716: cuz come on, we need the nc-17 rating
LavezVotreCochon: well duh
LiLyBeTh716: you know, thats really weird that we could actually see nc-17 movies if we wanted
LavezVotreCochon: and then when they discover their love for each other and get out they can have problems because the royal family doesnt accept commoners
LiLyBeTh716: yes! and if they want to get married, william has to give up his place in the line to the throne because they could not have a morganatic marriage. but harry doesnt want to be king because he has a feeling hes gay, and the family would never accept his male lover.
LiLyBeTh716: so it passes to beatrice?
LiLyBeTh716: or there could be an angst-y scene with the family
LavezVotreCochon: this is brilliant
LiLyBeTh716: we could make her catholic, too... just to make it a million times worse for william
LavezVotreCochon: yeah!
LiLyBeTh716: but he doesnt know shes catholic until theyve been dating for a long time
LiLyBeTh716: or after theyre engaged?
LavezVotreCochon: but then her name would have to be Mary Kate
LiLyBeTh716: not logical, but what fanfic is
LavezVotreCochon: or something irish
LiLyBeTh716: lol, why mary kate?
LiLyBeTh716: oh, right
LavezVotreCochon: yeah
LavezVotreCochon: Mary Kate O'Shannon
LiLyBeTh716: and she doesnt know the rule of succession that says that a person in line for the throne cannot marry a catholic, so she doesnt mention it
LiLyBeTh716: lol
LiLyBeTh716: yes
LavezVotreCochon: and it causes a huge fight!
LiLyBeTh716: and then they make up and have sex
LavezVotreCochon: yes!
LiLyBeTh716: but first she has to spend a week crying!
LavezVotreCochon: of course
LavezVotreCochon: and he has to have the angst-y walks around the grounds
LiLyBeTh716: and william has to be really torn up about it and he turns to harry, who is remarkably intuitive and understanding because hes gay.
LiLyBeTh716: yeah!
LiLyBeTh716: and he thinks of his mother!
LiLyBeTh716: and starts to tear up!
LiLyBeTh716: and mutters something like, "mother, mother!"
LavezVotreCochon: ive got it!!!!
LiLyBeTh716: and in his dream, she tells him to follow his heart
LiLyBeTh716: what?!
LavezVotreCochon: okay so its raining on this walk, he sees a VISION of her!
LavezVotreCochon: and she tells him to follow his heart
LavezVotreCochon: and gives him her blessing
LavezVotreCochon: and hands him a gardenia (mary kate’s fav flower)
LiLyBeTh716: OMG!
LiLyBeTh716: YES
LavezVotreCochon: A BLONDE WOMAN through the mist!!
LiLyBeTh716: HOLY SHIT!
LavezVotreCochon: brilliant!!!
LiLyBeTh716: and its got to be near dianas fav. bench or something.... earlier in the story, mk and william can go on a stroll and he takes her to that bench and proposes... he then tells her that it was dianas. so it makes sense later in the story.