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[flamingliberal]

I think tonight I met the dumbest person I have ever been in contact with.   I was at a party and I think she was more that a little drunk, but I mean, Jesus.  I will relate a brief conversation.

her:  Oh my God!  I have to tell you something.

me:  Um, okay.

her:  So this morning I looked at the clock and it said 9:11.  And then later I looked

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[bowielovesyou]

parties suck

thats why i stay home by myself

[flamingliberal]

He's planning on getting drunk? Hm... well he can fend for himself then. We can just make sure he doesn't wander off a cliff and fall into the sea.

[lil_guecster]

As do I.

I did go to my friend's grad party and stayed afterwards to watch the last episode of SNL with Jimmy Fallon. ::weeps::

This guy wanted me to go with party with him, but didn't call me. Then it turned out there were strippers at the party and he didn't think I would want to see that, and he is right. And I don't think anyone wants to see strippers covered in my vomit.