80 degrees and hairspray
Copy-pasta'd from clockworkshadow
2:30am
clockworkshadow: omg you HAVE to see Jeremy's hair in American Hustle. It is a thing of beauty
flamingo_bandit: *peers over shoulder at phone* I dunno about the hair I am mesmerized by that HORRIBLE tie
clockworkshadow: It goes so well with the hair though, see?
flamingo_bandit: Mother of God... that is some serious hair. His hair is the size of his head. And he has a big head.
clockworkshadow: No shit. A can of AquaNet, every day, on set. The whole can.
flamingo_bandit: There's no more ozone and we're all on fire because of him
clockworkshadow: I mean this is a pompadour to shame Elvis. It's the real reason Elvis died. Forget his health, it was this hair.
flamingo_bandit: Right?
clockworkshadow: This hair *still googling* This AMAZING hair. And the ties. And the clothes! Look at these clothes, dear god. I want to marry this movie.
flamingo_bandit: God I know right? I don't even give a fuck if it's a good movie, we're watching it for the hair and the clothes.
clockworkshadow: Brb watching American Hustle forever
flamingo_bandit: Is it too soon to pre-order the DVD?
clockworkshadow: Merry Christmas, have some amazingly horrible 70s fashion. Well it's not out in theaters yet, but that's not stopping me.
flamingo_bandit: Oh my GOD. OH my-- Damien look at THAT tie
clockworkshadow: Holy shit. It's... my god it's SALMON. Are those trefoils? With random black ones for no apparent reason? And a huge diagonal stripe of houndstooth across the middle? Salmon and gray and... this tie. THIS. TIE.
flamingo_bandit: *giggling hysterically*
clockworkshadow: I can't with this tie. THIS THING OF BEAUTY. *cracking up*
*intermission*
flamingo_bandit: I'm still giggling over him pranking Tom. Grabbing Tom's ass and then Tom grabs for his only he's not there--
clockworkshadow: And he accidentally grabs Scarlett's and she's like "That's MY ass!" and he's like "Oh I am SO sorry!" Jeremy's such a dick. A giant dick. Giant fucking rubber dick (shut up it was 3am)
flamingo_bandit: *cackle* I'm picturing it with the American Hustle hair
clockworkshadow: *manic giggling* AND THE TIE. THAT HORRIBLE SALMON TIE.
clockworkshadow: AND THE HUGE PETER PAN COLLAR
clockworkshadow: And somehow he sees this, and he's like "wtf is this" and and and it has googly eyes
flamingo_bandit: *crying laughing*
clockworkshadow: *also crying laughing*
flamingo_bandit: *when the laughing dies down* Y'know something?
clockworkshadow: What?
flamingo_bandit: His head looks like a dreidel with that hair
clockworkshadow: *cracks up again* Oh god noooo
flamingo_bandit: It's truuuuuuuuuuuue
clockworkshadow: *amidst laughter* Dreidel dreidel dreidel
flamingo_bandit: *cracking up*
FIN.
2:30am
clockworkshadow: omg you HAVE to see Jeremy's hair in American Hustle. It is a thing of beauty
flamingo_bandit: *peers over shoulder at phone* I dunno about the hair I am mesmerized by that HORRIBLE tie
clockworkshadow: It goes so well with the hair though, see?
flamingo_bandit: Mother of God... that is some serious hair. His hair is the size of his head. And he has a big head.
clockworkshadow: No shit. A can of AquaNet, every day, on set. The whole can.
flamingo_bandit: There's no more ozone and we're all on fire because of him
clockworkshadow: I mean this is a pompadour to shame Elvis. It's the real reason Elvis died. Forget his health, it was this hair.
flamingo_bandit: Right?
clockworkshadow: This hair *still googling* This AMAZING hair. And the ties. And the clothes! Look at these clothes, dear god. I want to marry this movie.
flamingo_bandit: God I know right? I don't even give a fuck if it's a good movie, we're watching it for the hair and the clothes.
clockworkshadow: Brb watching American Hustle forever
flamingo_bandit: Is it too soon to pre-order the DVD?
clockworkshadow: Merry Christmas, have some amazingly horrible 70s fashion. Well it's not out in theaters yet, but that's not stopping me.
flamingo_bandit: Oh my GOD. OH my-- Damien look at THAT tie
clockworkshadow: Holy shit. It's... my god it's SALMON. Are those trefoils? With random black ones for no apparent reason? And a huge diagonal stripe of houndstooth across the middle? Salmon and gray and... this tie. THIS. TIE.
flamingo_bandit: *giggling hysterically*
clockworkshadow: I can't with this tie. THIS THING OF BEAUTY. *cracking up*
*intermission*
flamingo_bandit: I'm still giggling over him pranking Tom. Grabbing Tom's ass and then Tom grabs for his only he's not there--
clockworkshadow: And he accidentally grabs Scarlett's and she's like "That's MY ass!" and he's like "Oh I am SO sorry!" Jeremy's such a dick. A giant dick. Giant fucking rubber dick (shut up it was 3am)
flamingo_bandit: *cackle* I'm picturing it with the American Hustle hair
clockworkshadow: *manic giggling* AND THE TIE. THAT HORRIBLE SALMON TIE.
clockworkshadow: AND THE HUGE PETER PAN COLLAR
clockworkshadow: And somehow he sees this, and he's like "wtf is this" and and and it has googly eyes
flamingo_bandit: *crying laughing*
clockworkshadow: *also crying laughing*
flamingo_bandit: *when the laughing dies down* Y'know something?
clockworkshadow: What?
flamingo_bandit: His head looks like a dreidel with that hair
clockworkshadow: *cracks up again* Oh god noooo
flamingo_bandit: It's truuuuuuuuuuuue
clockworkshadow: *amidst laughter* Dreidel dreidel dreidel
flamingo_bandit: *cracking up*
FIN.