why so resentful, martha?

Whull folks, it's august eighteenth and i'm finally finally home (yes, i'm aware that most of you probably didn't know i was gone and i'm not saying that in a woe is me way but in more of an i haven't told you haha way ( Read more... )

I love you like a donkey loves to flick flies ( Read more... )

ps... TOTALLY going to spamalot in less than a WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um... i might take a gap year before college and do service.. maybe somewhere in asia or africa.. i can't decide if it's a good idea though. i've never been to asia or to south america.. so..?

guys ( Read more... )

i'd like to go off the record, if i may, to say:

"MMMRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

i'd like to share a bizarre joke i found... the punchline is totally lame but the way in which the joke is told somehow... makes me laugh. it's.................................notreallythatfunnybutohmygodHA ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen ( Read more... )

PHMYFF! SCOOT! COME BACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK