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[flamingoswizle]

So, I went grocery shoppin' with Patrick and Alton the other day. Then me and Alton were all "Patrick, let's go on a field trip to the porn store!" And Pat was all "I don't know..." And we were like "Porn store!" so we went. I must say, the porns store here has a much better selection than the one back home. The guys who were working there

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[gasolineboots]

Rocky as in Sylvester Stallone Rocky? I love how I start and end that sentence with the same word. Anyway, the dichotomy of gay porn and Rocky III would definitely create almost the perfect asthetic, touching on many of life's central themes and stimulating the human mind in such ways that only those who have touched the center of their own souls could fully appreciate....

Or something.

[tuneguru]

now, that's multi-tasking!
apparently, rocky IV is some huge cold war go USA, commie scum in the trash propaganda message
also, i want to see you soon, jenny. I saw this pciture of you in maybe 9th grade and you were so funny.
anyway, lets' do halls o ween togever
i'm hungry, so i'm going to go. bye

[djsven]

I think that porn and Rocky 4 would articulately display a message along the lines of "Fuck Communism." Either that or "Fuck Brigitte Nielson."

Anyway, I've yet to see the interior of any porn store. However, I do know the perfect dildo for Allie Alpers:

The Long John Silver!
Why?: Because it's named after a pirate who loves booty.

[tuneguru]

that's kind of brilliant