Oh no! Space vagina!
Wow, a lotta shit's been going down. First thing's first, tuesday night is now porn night at my college. I highly recommend 'XXX Trek' to anyone. Just trust me, any movie that has a giant space vagina as a plot twist is a high quality film.
The angry football ladies (powder puff football) were holding a t-shirt designing contest which involved winning $50 in art supplies, so I was all "Hmm, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal." And they were all like "That's good, because you win!" Yeah, check that shit out.
Oh yeah, and this is half of Alton, otherwise know as Al or the Altron 3000:
He's a cool guy. So cool infact, that I sleep in his bed most nights and we spend our days making fun of girls,playing ninjas in the dorm and trying to pull a duffle bag full of beer through my window with an extension cord. This weekend we plan on lubing up all the door knobs before the drunks get back from their frat parties. Yeah, you wish you went on dates that involved that much lube.
And this is me next to my future car. You know you want to make sweet sweet love to it.
The angry football ladies (powder puff football) were holding a t-shirt designing contest which involved winning $50 in art supplies, so I was all "Hmm, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal." And they were all like "That's good, because you win!" Yeah, check that shit out.
Oh yeah, and this is half of Alton, otherwise know as Al or the Altron 3000:
He's a cool guy. So cool infact, that I sleep in his bed most nights and we spend our days making fun of girls,playing ninjas in the dorm and trying to pull a duffle bag full of beer through my window with an extension cord. This weekend we plan on lubing up all the door knobs before the drunks get back from their frat parties. Yeah, you wish you went on dates that involved that much lube.
And this is me next to my future car. You know you want to make sweet sweet love to it.