There's a post-it on my door that says "Jenn is hott (note the 2 t's)". I supect I'm being decieved

[flamingoswizle]

This weekend was pretty fucking cool. Me and Al managed to hit every door knob in all 4 stories of our dorm with lube and not get caught. It was pure genius to hit the doors at midnight on a saturday, everyone was out drinking. So we had the pure joy of watching a bunch of drunk people trying to open their lubed up doors while trying to keep

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[tuneguru]

you come up with the best prank ideas.
jenn and jennie living together? no way!
i miss you jeen. your mom sounds like my mom, minus the pill. she has been described as a condom fairy godmother
you know how they have those blue light phones? they should have phones scattered around campus to get you out of a mall gawth social situation

[djsven]

Or to get you out of a rape sitaution, if needed.

My mom just gives me cookies.

[tuneguru]

i meant in addition to the blue light
they should be the "oh my gawth!" phones
pick up the phone: "oh my gawth! i'm in trouble with kids in fishnets!"
"it's okay. stay calm. just tell them that hot topic is owned by the gap and they should back off"

[djsven]

That could be a black light phone.

I am glad to say that I have never, ever stepped foot inside a Hot Topic. Nor will I ever. I can't say the same for Gap.

Rush Limbaugh owns 40% of Snapple.

[tuneguru]

you're a gap clothing whore and you know it!
only, you don't wear sweatshirts with "GAP" on them, which is a good thing
i like the gap as well, though they're always dirtier than they want people to believe

[djsven]

I learned to admit things in German today:

Ich muss zugeben, ich bin ein Gap Schlampe.

I just am very opposed to the whole hoodie/beaten up jeans/'vintage' t-shirt/cock whiskers mentality.

I own some good Gap jeans and my black jacket is Gap.

[p0pstarthreat13]

I AM 40% SNAPPLE