Five Lines I Want to Write Sketches Around

[flaminlyle]

5. No, Professor! You fo shizzle my dizzle!
4. Screw foreign policy. The turkey's done.
3. Hello U.S. Government? I just accidently laundered some money.
2. I don't think these stain-resistant pants are working.
1. Hey, lady! It's not like I asked to be born with x-ray vision!

Comments

Captain Kangaroo'd!

[pendulous]

Hey, didn't I hear Garrison Keillor use all those phrases in today's "writer's almanac"?
What gives?

Re: Captain Kangaroo'd!

[flaminlyle]

Nope. Actually I got them from your mom.....last night.....on the phone......when we were talking about sketch comedy. She's a super nice lady.