I have a Turkish exam tomorrow. Alternatively, in Turkish: Yarın benim Türkçe bir sınav. It is also possible to say, "There is a Turkish exam tomorrow": Yarın Türkçe bir sınav var.

So that's great.

I cannot consentrate or focus. I have a paper due Tuesday. One of these facts must change soon.

Paper topic: Imagine you are working in the State Department and tasked with writing a policy brief on the following topic: what principles should guide American intervention in civil wars?

I just wrote 1,344 words on the incompatibility human freedom and divine omnipotence/omniscience. It might have been my most painful writing experience to date.

The computer is really sick (I can say that in Turkish now). ITS couldn't do anything for me in the time I had on Friday, the two hours I spent with them produced no results. So, I left my computer with the ITS people.

My computer is sick. As in too sick for me to use it. I hope I don't have to flash more than three ITS guys to get it fixed.
The San Jacinto computer lab is now my base of operation. What a way to start the day.

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me: I dunno, I would do a lot for a man who showed up at my door with cake right now
[unnamed source]: i would do him
[unnamed source]: multiple times
[unnamed source]: but
[unnamed source]: only if it were yellow cake with chocolate frosting

Desperate times indeed.

Holy shit I am sick of studying.

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