Title: Hallyu Has Not Quite Yet Reached Kanto (but it's on its way)
Pairing(s): none (as of now)
Rating: PG (as of now)
Disclaimer: I do not own pkmn or suju :C
Heechul wakes up in a white room.
This in itself is not unusual, but for some reason, the room is actually spotless and goes on and on forever and he is standing with most of his band mates, facing an old man in a lab coat.
“Well,” says the old man, frowning slightly at them, “you’re…a bit older than the ones I usually get, but I guess you’ll all do.”
At this, horrified glances and whispers are exchanged. The old man disregards them.
“Welcome to the land of pokemon, blah blah blah, my name is Professor Oak,” he recites in a bored tone, then leans close in front of Heechul’s face, suddenly appearing much more interested.
“Now…are you a boy or a girl?”
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Whoever this Professor Oak is, Heechul decides that he either doesn’t understand sarcasm very well or simply has no sense of humor.
“Wow,” says Hyukjae, eyes wide, “that’s…a short skirt, hyung…”
“Shut up,” Heechul growls, then smacks him with his girly hat.
A/N: \o/ an intro.