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Apr 01, 2005 22:38

why is it that only guys in iowa city want to make out with me (and sleep with me)?
Unacceptable.

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taranhero April 2 2005, 06:16:07 UTC
Maybe you need a Providence makeover, or something.

In any case, you're funny.

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mixmaster_morty April 2 2005, 08:26:47 UTC
Details?

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becalog April 4 2005, 13:20:48 UTC
Because guys at Brown are either:

1) taken
2) biding their time
3) not on the market for some random reason, like "focusing on school work"
4) asexual
5) afraid to approach the ladies

I only got 5 hours of sleep, so I can't think of any more right now.

On another note, I think the cherry-coconut bars came out a little gooeyer than I intended. So they will be messy. :)

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Oh Flars anonymous April 19 2005, 03:25:50 UTC
You wacky gal, you know FULLY well that Iowa City is a highly sexualized place, because there are no cultural/alternative activities that aren't way lame and weak. Brown seems like it'd be more likely to have the parts that Iowa City lacks (an average IQ of above 70).

Wish you were here!

~jeremy

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