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i cant sleep at all i need a car,2 forms of identification, a bank secreetary for sex only, and a couple of bags of pretzels for the desert road trip on route 66



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I saw austin powers in goldmember that new picture with him in it. I liked it a great deal. At the movies a person gave me a yell from a car they said hey heroien bob! I liked when that happened. I am going to buy Epil stop and spray so i can put it on my head.In order, my hair isnt supposed to grow back for two weeks, Garunteed. I was glaring at a ( Read more... )

I woke up around 6:00 and a laptop computer stared me in the face when i sat down at the computer to do whatever. I wonder where it came from. My dad probably bought it. Yep and he doesn't know how to do stuff on it ( Read more... )

I watched that movie today and it was so cool. It came with two disks so i watched the second one. It's entertainment worth was more than sitting at home doing nothing is worth ( Read more... )

I went to voodoo glow skulls and IT WAS AWESOME!!!! HAHAHAH!!! Spitvalves rocked the house too. It was cool cause it was at spanky's. Dumb oi skinheads and thier broken beer bottles and thier fighting. We (me n russ) Ran after Kenny's car and we got to ues andreas fone. It didn't help make the ride come any quicker.

my dad bought two computers {spends money like we're rich when we are the poorest ones in the entire neighborhood} and so he gets the laptop and i get the computer dubbed "The Internet Computer." YAY YAY BONER SLICEMACHINE! ORDER NOW and well throw in a free condom coupon book, free pair of basting gloves, a video tape, and an extra scalpel FREE! ( Read more... )

i got my journal back i am riding a bike.

Cough hack ACHOOOOOOOO EEEEE!!! i didn't go to school today! but it wasn't all fun cause i was sick. Kelly you are wrong. Graeme is a cool kid. Well he DOES smoke but big deal. half the people I know do. don't be so harsh on Graeme. he's my friend and I don't care if he's the devil THE DEVIL IS A BLACK MAN! . And i am gonna shave my head and then i ( Read more... )

PRUDENCE!!!! IT IS SUNDAY AND TOO HOT !!!! uhhhh PRUDENCE PRUDENCE!!!

PRUDENCE!