➥ 「一 瞬歩」

[flash_kitty]

Ahhh-mhph~

[ The first image you see is Yoruichi sitting cross-legged on the ground, eyes closed, taking a bite out of a meatbun, its steam whisping in the cool evening air as she chews happily. That is, until her eyes open, the very sudden realization that this is not her dinner table, and this is definitely not Karakura. ]Kisuke I swear if this

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[taichou_tb]

[OH HEY, long time no see~]

Yoruichi-san! Ah, this isn't Urahara-san's doing, as simple as it would be to blame him.

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[flash_kitty]

[ Yoruichi pauses, mouth open, just about to take her last bite. She knows that voice. Knows it well, but looking around, she does not see whom it belongs to. ]

Ukitake?

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[taichou_tb]

Oh! Look to the device near you. I'm speaking through it.

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[flash_kitty]

So that what this is.

[She's picking it up carefully, looking it over. until she looks down into the screen ]

What is it? Better question, where am I?

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[mere_shopkeeper]

[Iiiiiiiiiincoming faceplant into the boobs.]

Yoooooooruiiiiichiiiii-saaaaaaaaaan~♥!

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[flash_kitty]

Kisuke!

[ She really should have seen that coming, but between the little device in her hands, and her current situation, she fell back, now with a face buried in her chest while the force knocked the last bite of her bun tumbling across the ground ]

Was that really necessary?

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[mere_shopkeeper]

[Nod nod. He's missed you, he really has. You're his best friend, Yoruichi... the one that has his back no matter what, the one that isn't afraid of smacking him soundly over the head if he goes too far. You get him and all his imperfections, you know his cold logic and while you may not like it, you trust him enough to allow it without too much wariness.

So yes, he's going to stay in this comfy spot for a while, yep.]

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[flash_kitty]

[ She does understand, all to well. And she knows that it's best to just roll with it, cause it doesn't happen except on occasion (like when she had strolled back into Karakura). So instead of pushing her question again, she justs rests her arms over his shoulders.

She'll wait for that dopey smile to come back before the whacking over the head and questions begin]

[bunny_flower]

Yoruichi-dono. Welcome back. I am afraid Kisuke-san has nothing to do with it.

[Yes, Unohana totallly just called Ura 'Kisuke-san'.]

[flash_kitty]

Unohana-san. [ The greeting is polite, with a small smile and a nodd of her head ...But HOLD the phone.... ]

'Welcome back'? [ Recollection of being here before: None. Reaction: WAT D: ]

[bunny_flower]

You have been here before. Several times, in fact. But it is par for the course that you would not remember. This place does tend to make itself forgotten when its residents leave.

[flash_kitty]

Well, that certainly is inconvenient. To whose amusement does that happen to cater to? [ Cause this still sounds like a really elaborately bad joke. ]

[law_of_reason]

Shihouin.

Really, Urahara isn't responsible for everything... I assume someone's already informed you of the necessities?

[flash_kitty]

And usually when he isn't responsible, you are, Mayuri. [ Mostly a joking tone there, strung together with a bit or sarcasm ]

More or less, yes.

[law_of_reason]

[Still twitches at the use of his first name, but realizes it's probably almost as useless to correct her as it is Urahara.]

Neither of us this time, unfortunately.

Good, I don't have to repeat anything.

[flash_kitty]

[ Aww, it almost sounds like he's disappointed there ]

Are you say you actually would have, if it hadn't been explained?

[sauceytomato]

Yoruichi?

[flash_kitty]

Yes. And you are..?

[sauceytomato]

... Sasuke. We knew each other when you were here last.