Headphone Police
anonymous
June 11 2009, 22:13:19 UTC
Ma'am, do you realize how dorky your headphones are? Okay. I'm glad. I have my Sergeant in the car so I'm going to have to issue you a ticket. No. Absolutely not. Ma'am, if they were less dorky, maybe, but I will not issue a warning for a violation this flagrant. Ma'am, this isn't just at home in your PJs. This is the world wide web. Please ma'am let me finish. Ok. I forgot what I was going to say, but if you plead guilty, you will probably pay about $60. Good. Here's your ticket have a nice day.
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DORK!!
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